Friday, December 21, 2007

Fuck and the spamming little twats can go fuck themselves with their little "game". It's not even a fucking game, it's just a bloody hit-counter. But these little twats think it's fucking great and run around spamming their little "cities" on every fucking venue possible.

FUCK, their creators, and the imbesiles that play their lame excuse for a "game". TWATS!

I hope they all step on a rusty nail, get tetanus, and die.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Blog-post of interest - games-pro spam, Yahoo and Google “Feeling Lucky”

Quote from games-pro spam, Yahoo and Google “Feeling Lucky”:

A quantity of Yahoo webmail spam kindly deposited its self in one of our many millions of spamtraps, DKIM signed, SPF passed Etc, Etc. Inside it was a link to a “feeling lucky” link c/o rival search giant Google.
Abused Search Host:
Search Function: search?q=
Search Feature Text in the URL: inurl:games-pro
Search Feature Text int he page: intext: won1 million megabet from casino online
Search Invisible Redirect Feature: btnI=Lucky
If you put this lot back together you’ll get an invisible redirect (302) to casino-games-pro that’ll try and auto-install the CasOnline PUP. Charming.
I’d like to point out here that if you try to send a spammy link out via yahoo webmail they captcha test the sender. (but they also did that when the accounts were setup, right?) The trick here is the fact that there is nothing spammy about a search link. I have no doubt that /btnl=Lucky/ will be hitting the filters at Yahoos webmail HQ very shortly if it hasn’t already.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

When life just blows... FUKITOL!

Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries? Well Here is a pill for you!
Fukitol® 1000 mg
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL®!

Friday, November 09, 2007

Number of kills, God vs Satan

God is the current leader. Satan has some catching-up to do.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007


I started to get tired of people hotlinking certain images on the webserver I admin, so I went on a quest to find images I'd serve them instead of that they wanted. I found a bunch of nice ones, but settled for these:

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Samsung's Engrish software

I just installed the firmware upgrade software that came with my Samsung DVD-drive and I came across some weird wording. What on earth does this mean:

  1. It has changed to check whether the automatic upgrades of the new liveupdate program and ODD firmware have been done from 3~5 minutes after the window booting.
  2. 2. The entering type of E-mail address has been changed.
    The special characters can be inputted in an E-mail ID, except Korean and @.

And when the ting was installed and running, this is what they presented me:

(ODD F/W LiveUpdate) You has not registered.

Odd indeed.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Damn Spam!

Damn Spam. A comrade-in-arms in the battle against spam.

Thursday, October 11, 2007


Finally, a filter that can detect and block the rampant stupidity in my blogposts.

It's time to fight back.

The solution we're creating is simple: an open-source filter software that can detect rampant stupidity in written English. This will be accomplished with weighted Bayesian analysis and some rules-based processing, similar to spam detection engines. The primary challenge inherent in our task is that stupidity is not a binary distinction, but rather a matter of degree. To this end, we're collecting a ranked corpus of stupid text, gleaned from user comments on public websites and ranked on a five-point scale.

Eventually, once the research is completed, we plan to release core engine source code for incorporation into content management systems, blogs, wikis and the like. Additionally, we plan to develop a fully implemented Firefox plugin and a Wordpress plugin.


Tuesday, October 02, 2007

SCO going down...



Tuesday, September 11, 2007


Installing Logitech SetPoint v2.3 - Worked like a charm.

Attempting to upgrade to SetPoint v3.3a - Well...

The ordinal 4100 could not be located in the dynamic link library MFC80U.DLL.

Trying to install SetPoint v4.0?? - Nope. Same error-message... Craptasticular!

Google "mfc80u.dll setpoint.exe" and similar turned up nothing, but a quick stop and download over at later produced a brand new mfc80u.dll-file which I chucked into the appropriate directory (C:\WINDOWS\WinSxS\ x86_Microsoft.VC80.MFC_1fc8b3b9a1e18e3b_8.0.50727.762_x-ww_3bf8fa05 for some strange reason), and voila - a working SetPoint-application. Whee...

Now, I'm off killing some Logitech-employees...

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

List of YouTube chain letters

This is an attempt to list all the different chain letters that seems to overflow YouTube at the moment:

In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for 3 other videos

1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
repost 3 times to be saved

Because you have opened this... you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life... if you don't break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this.. Good Luck!

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!

Read on if you consider yourself brave: As of now if you stop reading it does you no good even this line bears the same consequence.
I wish the death of a family member. I curse myself. The number five counteracts the curse. Someone that I love will die in twenty-four hours unless I repost this letter 5 times. If I fail to do so the curse is on me and only I am to blame

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE LORD THEN THIS WILL FREAK YOU OUT.SERIOUSLY. SIGN UP FOR FREE AT THIS LINK *w w w .bigchurch. com/go/g844208* (without spaces and *) and post this comment to just one video.Witness a miracle..

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

In 1342, a man sacrificed his life in the name of true love. Before he was beheaded, he yelled "Monholith deir mustzfah".

Now that you have read these holy words, you have 8 hours to repost this on 3 different videos, and you and the love of your dreams will find each other within 8 days. If you should fail, this offer will never be available again

Now, can you mindless YouTube-spamming, chain letter-posting idiots please go and die? Thanks.

YouTube chain letters

What's up with people posting chain-letters on YouTube? Do they really believe in them, or are they just doing it for the fun of it? And, what on earth can be fun about posting these inane messages? They all seem to have been written by fourteen-year-olds.